TAKE 1: One Man’s Opinion
…because
film is largely subjective
by Frederick William Springer
III
Rock of Ages
Release Date: 15 June 2012 Runtime: 123 Minutes
Review Date: 29 July 2012 Rating:
2 (of 6)
Let me make something very clear that the
trailer did not--Rock of Ages is a
MUSICAL. I had, some time ago, read a
quick blurb indicating that it was, in fact, based on a musical but
unfortunately I completely forgot.
If you haven't
already jumped to the conclusion, I'll preface this by letting you all know
that, for the most part, I don't like musicals.
While people may go to the movies to escape reality, I personally still
want to be at least grounded in reality.
Nowhere in the real world do people regularly, spontaneously break out
in song and dance (ignoring the recent trend of flash mobs regarding the
latter) and when it's crappy karaoke covers of a REAL song, it's even more
offensive.
The movie does
have a good cast and a cool 80s soundtrack, which is what held the allure, but
when you have actors (not the original singers) belting out the songs to suit
the plot, nostalgia wears off quick.
Which is sad to say, because without the music, there isn't much story.
The most
entertaining elements of the movie were brief appearances by "Hey
Man" played by 3 baboons. Catherine
Zeta-Jones, whom I can't remember ever seeing in a bad performance, seems
underutilized here and kind of stiff.
Granted her character is stuffy so stiff shouldn't be a bad thing, but I
mean an overly stiff performance rather than playing a stiff character.
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